Saturday, August 23, 2008

The "Rant" is on!!!

So much to report about that my Dale mind just doesn't even know where to begin. Mommy always says it is best to start at the I guess I could give it a try......each drama/tail will be in a different color of course!!!

HHHmmmm Where to begin...................................

Oh my friends I never did tell you all about "Blahball" practise the other night. Mommy braved it and took me!! Woohoo. Do I hear all my pals on DWB cheering me on!!! It started out so wonderful. I was a good girl.....sat by my mommy......chewed my hoof.....drank my water.......enjoyed my pats........slurped my boy. Yes it was good. Until.....3 little boys came running by....FAST. Now I am a shy girl when we are out. I didn't realize that mommy had to go talk to some crazy man (the coach) about Ty. When I looked up she was G-O-N-E!!! The panic set in and I took off. Just forget the fact that I was sitting with people that were pawsome and they loved me. NO I wanted mommy. I took off like a crazy doggy with a lime green chair attached to me and ran across the field looking for my mommy. Took that crazy woman 2 times of me going around in chasing me and even my pup Ty getting me before she said "dear LORD ppplllleeeeaasssee tell me that isn't WILLOW!!!!" A smartty pants kid said to her this is God and yes that is your dog running crazy out there.....get her NOW!!! I am now banned from Blahball unless daddy takes me. BooHissss

I must move on to the next subject. I want to know and be honest with me. Do I look like a Poodle? Seriously. I love poodles of all sizes! The 4Lads are some of my favorite guys. But I don't think I look the the Poodles that live in that gang. I know you are asking yourselves why am I bringing this up. WELL........I GOT CALLED A POODLE AGAIN!!!! sigh....sigh... No offence to poodles. But really, I am an Airedale. Just I happen to be Black. sob sob

It is Friday night. I hear some of our DWB guys are going to Vegas. Some are going on dates. Some are going to games. Some are protecting the borders of the world and our Wheelies! Even some of our Paw friends are home right now helping heal broken hearts. Kuddos!!!

Now I do believe it is time for us ladies to get our wheelies and have a Tea Party! Oh yes I mean hats, gloves, costumes (optional), mommas and of course TEA. What do you think?

Well everyone these darn thoughts just won't stop coming. Mommy says I should just go get in bed with daddy and sleep these thoughts away. She said I could be back to normal in the morning. there such a thing?

Well this is mellow Willow signing out from the compound today. Keep your head held hi and let your eyes sparkle to all.

18 dale snaps:

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh Willow you must have gotten such a fright to run off when you were attached to a chair.
And no you do not look like a poodle. We get called all sorts of things like schnauzer etc. Some people just don't know their dog breeds.
My sissie are quite interested in joining you for a tea party.

Noah xx

Tenkiller Airedales said...

Did somebody say TEA PARTY??? Well, you can count me in!!!! I would have given anything to see you drag that crazy chair around the blahball field!!! Talk about a riot.... Yes, the problem is that we don't have enough people out there that even know what an Airedale is much less a Black Airedale!!!! You have a great weekend sister!!

Blu Loo Loo

River said...

I'm sorry you were so scared but the image of you dragging the lawnchair made me and my mom laugh. I don't think you look like a poodle at all. It must be just the color. You wouldn't believe what different types of dogs people call a beagle when they don't look like us at all!

love & wags,

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Sunny here...I'm a Standard Poodle that has just started blogging. I know you real well cuz me and Mom have been reading dog blogs for AGES. Anyhoo-No. You do not look like a poodle! I don't know where you're hangin out to meet such..uh..uninformed folks. Maybe they need glasses. Maybe, they are just stoopid(as Turbo says) Sheesh-some folks don't have the sense God gave a goose!
Sorry you got scared. Prolly looked humerous, but I bet not to you at all. Hope you are feelin better about things Willow(who does NOT look like a Poodle.)

the 4 Bs said...

hi Willow, you poor girl. we know you love poodles, but please, you DO NOT look like a poodle. we know how bad that makes you feel. sometimes people tell our mom that we look like labradoodles. NO! we are NOT labradoodles. stupid stupid humans! you are lovely and pretty.

it's so sad that you don't have any doggies to play with. we would love to play with you. we could play in our back yard and go to the dog park and run and chase balls and bark and swim and chase each other and it would be so fun. ***sigh***


Asta said...

You awe a bootiful Aiwedale pwincess and being a black dale makes you even mowe special and bootiful..I've had people tell me I'm a schnauzew, ow and aiwedale???sheesh they know nothing..
A tea pawy fow the gigls sounds lovely..just let me know when and whewe and I'll be thewe
smoochie kisses

Gaia the Airedale said...

Willow you dont look like a poodle! I do the same things with my ears hehe. And you poor girl running with that stupid green chair attatched to you! Serves them right, I hope you made them run hehe :). And a tea party! How lovely, I want a pretty hat like yours!! You look so georgous!

puppy breath,

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Count us in for a tea party, but count us out for chair dragging. Patches did a little of that when Mom took her to brunch at the the doggie cafe. Fortunately, they caught her after she had dragged the chair about 10 feet. It was pretty funny! She was tied around the leg of Aunt Wendy's chair and she got up to get something. Patches thought she needed to go with her.

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Peanut said...

you don't look like a poodle and I don't look like a pitbull. People are just stupid stupid stupid.

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

I sent you an email, but realized you probably did not get it cuz the email addy is just no reply blogger,com, Did you get an email from me??
Jamie(the slightly confused biped) and the kids

Moco said...

Poor Willow, running around with a chair attached to you. What is a matter with these humans that we have. You do not look like a poodle and take off that goofy looking flower hat.
Go take a nap. Everything is better with a nap.

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Poodle huh? When my human takes me to the dog park she notices that lots of people ignore their dogs and watch me for a while, then look for a human following me around...then they see my human and attack her all at once. It's annoying really, she should be watching me...

Anyway, they all start a discussion of what I am, and every time my human tries to tell them what I am, someone comes up with a mixed breed, then they all talk about it. This is usually when I run into the herd of stops the talk of what I am.

I am Mr. T-Bone Beasley...and you are Willow...Nuff said right there my friend. Perhaps we should get collars that say "I am an Airedale" Hehehehe!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Kodiak Grandson Falcon said...

WOW Willow. Running around with a chair attached to you. Then being called a Poodle. Just how much can a great looking Airedale like you take? Hooman have a way of calling us any thing but a Airedale when they see us. That's OK!!! We nose that we are an Airedale and PROUD of it. My Mom wants to know. Where in Michigan do you live?

Kodiak Grandson Falcon said...

Thanks Willow. We live in Detroit Michigan. Mom use to know people on the net. That lived in Russia and raised Black Airedales. Have only seen them and you. There is not many around.
Your Friend

Deetz said...

Hi Willow
I missed you while I was away.
I farted for you everyday
We should have Farting Friday'

Girl Girl Hamster said...

I hope you're feeling better now Willow. You sure dont look like a poodle to me

~ Girl girl

Harry said...

I've been called a Poodle a fair few times too!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Mango said...

Willow - You most certainly do not look like a poodle. Guess you just have to grin and bear it.

I totally understand the whole blahball incident. Your mom abandondededed you and you got scared. Then having that chair chasing you around. You poor thing.