Monday, August 18, 2008

Get ready for this!!!

Ok you all asked for a picture of Pilar naked. I also noticed that it was a few of our boy doggie friends that enquired about this the most. I thought I would consult mommy on this matter but I thought better of it and decided to do the deed anyway.. hahahahahahha.

This is a picture of us after we got our gift from Faya. We are trying on our bandannas. Pilar is so hairy that hers barley fits. Notice those ears. They are terrible!!!

Picture 1
She is very fluffy and hairy here. Just look at those paws! Yuck!!!

Picture 2

She is pouting in this picture and won't hold her head up for us at all. Sheeesh what a baby. I get this done all the time and I don't act like this. If you look closely you can see all the hair is gone. She has been scalped.

Picture 3

She has had enough of me, Willow, following her around with dads picture cell phone. She is trying to hide from me in the crate. I am following her EVERYWHERE!!! hahahahaha (now this is fun)

We keep trying to tell her that it is for her own good. She is NOT buying it. Oh well....

**************************************************************************** For those of you wondering what these bottles below are I will tell you. But please take a good look at them. We seem to have a problem around our group with fartin' paws! Now I don't have a problem with that. It (the fart) has saved me many a time. And.....when I don't have one available my boy Ty usually provides one for me on an emergency.
So my good pals Mr. T-Bone Beasely and Deetzy started bottling up their farts for REAL emergencies. We help each other out during those emergencies and send our "fart" bottles to one another so we can escape our pawrents to safety.
  1. Just farting way to much and you get kicked out of your comfy home and you need a place to crash.
  2. You get into some trouble and are put out for the night in the (Oh My Dawg...)the dawg house.
  3. Unlock a gate and go play at someone else's house for the day and scare the folks. (this could call for a 3 fart bottle emergency for some of us)
  4. You eat your moms bible, favorite pair of shoes, Wheely, kitchen table or the wall. (we will all send you fart bottles ASAP to get you out of your house for every ones safety!!)
  5. Your pawrents take a vacation without you. You are lonely and need a friend. We will take care of you.
  6. We understand that fart bottles will be needed for many things and the list will grow and grow.

Stay strong my friends. I will be passing these around to our friends. Let me know when you need them. We will send them for you. Right now our friend Howie needs them down in Texas. He is in Solitary Confinement for.....being to "farty" yep you read it right. So mine are all loaded and ready to go to Howie. Good luck with this and may the "Farts" be with us!!

This is Willow farting out at the Compound tonight. Letting you all know that there is never anything wrong with farting. Yes even if you are a girl. We girls have to fart tooo. My mommy would like me to call it "fluffing" but since my boy friends call it farting I said " no way , not gonna happen I need to hang with the boys mom!!!" so any other girls with me!!!!!?????
Front of Fart Bottle
Back of Fart Bottle

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Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Ohhhh those bottles look like they could hold a whole bunch of farts!!! Hehehehe! We need to get a cork though, otherwise your boy pup might steal the farts. We can't have any of that! Those farts are being bottled for you and your escape so we can play lots of bitey face!!! Hehehehehe

I fart real good after some pupperonies! Deetz got me hooked on them!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Patches might be needing some of those fart bottles later today, after she gets her second Aire-cut. She's going to be so mad at Mom that she may need to escape for a while. Pilar looks very pretty with her new haircut.

Poppy, Penny & Patches

River said...

Wow, what a cool idea! I could bottle my sister Baby's farts--except hers are the silent deadly type so we have NO WARNING. And she would make us pay for them, too. I'll have to think about this.

love & wags,

Peanut said...

Oh poor pilar. Tell her I think she looks lovely naked. The fart bottles are a great idea. Mom says I am the fartinest (not a word but you know what I mean) dog she's ever known and she thinks I fart at least every 10 minutes all day long

Maggie and Mitch said...

We think Pilar's hairecut looks beautiful and we bet she feels a whole lot better!
I, Miss Maggie, am a senior citizen and occassionally a fart or two will slip! oops! Mitch is into burping, not farting!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Deetz said...

Oh my Dog....those are the greatest fart bottles ever! With all that gas in them we can fly where ever we want have to hold on really tight though, cuz some of them really zoooom. Uncap at your own risk!!! Willow and compound, HATS off to you!!! I am gathering my 5 fart bottles as we speak........I love you

Moco said...

Fart On! Dawson has those silent, but deadly ones. They could kill an elephant. Maybe he should some for you guys.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Pilar is a cutie. I didn't know there's such bottles.. cool..

~ Girl girl

George the Pup said...

Pilar needs to stop being a drama queen - she looks great with her new cut! Plus she'll be cooler without all that floof!

Good idea on the fart bottles, but I've got Daddy for cover all the time :-)

Deefor said...

Hi Willow
Pilar looks cute. She sure has furry paws. Those fart bottles are a great idea. Maybe you should see them on Ebay. Empty and full!